somethinglikeadreamer:

People get on my. fucking. nerves. You’re annoying and I hate you.

will always reblog. ellen <3

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I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

(Source: auditoryassault)

  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: i fucking love maple syrup

now, i am more than happy to sit and listen to you vent. but, if you fucking come to me with the same thing over and overagain, i WILL get pissed. SPOILER ALERT: I have my own problems, that you probably do not care about. 

In other words, learn how to deal with your problems. we grow every day. take a fucking initiative. If you are not going to learn how to fix, or at least cope correctly, then nothing will. Telling me over and over again isnt going to change a fucking thing.

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captaintinypockets:

I’m a piano player and I’ll tickle your ivories

I’m a horn player and I’ll blow you for free

I’m a drummer and I’ll pound you all night long

I’m a clarinet player and I’ll vibrate your wood.

Any additions?

whitebluejay:

Going from Oklahoma to Orlando, Florida (about 25 hours)

At first everybody on the bus will be like:

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Then after about 5 to 9 hours it will be:

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If somebody talks:

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If someone wakes you up:

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If someone is breathing:

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After 20 hours on the bus:

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But then we will be in Florida and everybody will be like this for the rest of the week:

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Then it will be the bus scene all over again.

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  • the guys sitting next to me were joking about what would happen if a safety inspector came in
  • it would probably go like this
  • safety inspector:
  • band director:
  • band:
  • instruments:
  • safety inspector: i quit
  • TYPE YOUR NAME: Jimmy
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: jikmmkyu
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: jimmy
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: juhi8m m
  • SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: cv fxt

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