People get on my. fucking. nerves. You’re annoying and I hate you.
will always reblog. ellen <3
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I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
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now, i am more than happy to sit and listen to you vent. but, if you fucking come to me with the same thing over and overagain, i WILL get pissed. SPOILER ALERT: I have my own problems, that you probably do not care about.
In other words, learn how to deal with your problems. we grow every day. take a fucking initiative. If you are not going to learn how to fix, or at least cope correctly, then nothing will. Telling me over and over again isnt going to change a fucking thing.
I love this scam. you scam people trying to steal money, are very funny. very funny indeed.
I’m a piano player and I’ll tickle your ivories
I’m a horn player and I’ll blow you for free
I’m a drummer and I’ll pound you all night long
I’m a clarinet player and I’ll vibrate your wood.
Any additions?
Going from Oklahoma to Orlando, Florida (about 25 hours)
At first everybody on the bus will be like:
Then after about 5 to 9 hours it will be:
If somebody talks:
If someone wakes you up:
If someone is breathing:
After 20 hours on the bus:
But then we will be in Florida and everybody will be like this for the rest of the week:
Then it will be the bus scene all over again.
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